A dog and his trainer perform pumps with a show at the dog fashion show in Tokyo. PHOTO: AFP
1 On the other hand, they are for you. A colleague once told a story of his friend, serpent pet company (!) had not eaten for a few days. Every evening, the serpent would remain hungry and work look to its owner.Subsequently, she took her pet to the vet to mettre.La reason: the serpent was hungry, itself to strengthen appetite to eat its owner.
2 Pet owners: If you keep a pet snake, you deserve to be someone's breakfast.
3. These creatures will bring internet to its knees.You might think there is an unlimited space on the web.Vous will be proven wrong by idiots who photographs of their pets on Facebook and YouTube videos. You may think that your cat looks cute in a bow-tie; We do not know.
4. Their representation in popular culture. Hey, Timmie, try to get into the quicksand for real time.Lassie help vous.Elle will be licking their regions either.
5 Battue.Voici woman syndrome a common refrain of pet owners: "it is not because of poor Choo-Choo only it bit me."I should have made sure that the water in the bath was a degree of cooling. ?
6 Stubbornness. If your child refuses to eat his dinner, take a bath or sleep on time you will be reprimanded him scream at him and possibly even slapping him on the bottom.If your pet this - and it will be - you would simply be let be.
7 On the other hand, they are our masters.Pick up their feces, play games contained with them and nourish the only main.La good thing about it is that when an alien civilization wants to conquer the Earth, they go after pets and let us poor humans only slaves.
8. Their promiscuity.Pets have some standards.They mate with gradually nearly everything, including stray animals and your couch.
9 Flavour of luxe.Il is one reason why pet food is more expensive that thing Agha supermarché.Ils know that money is not an obstacle to keep our pooches pampered happy.
10 They highlight the eugenicist among company humains.Animaux transform into Joseph Mengle.Nous will rammed in almost every animal is - as long as they aren't mignons.Adorables those we deal with tenderness, love and company soins.Animaux make acceptable murderous racism.
Published in the Gallery of the express, October 17 th, 2010.
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